Because religion is laughable

Funny Bored Boy Church Money

Funny Bored Boy Church Picture - maybe if dad give him the money now they'll let us go early
Funny Bored Boy Church Picture - maybe if dad give him the money now they'll let us go early

A mother and her daughter are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up. 

"Yes," replies the girl, "but I didn't have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'"