An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven and decides to tell God a Holocaust joke. God doesn't laugh, so the old Jew just shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there."
Richard Dawkins on Religion
What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding
Jesus, Help Me!
The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.
God prefers unbelievers
I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.
Thought and Prayers
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.
Showing posts with label Judaism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Judaism. Show all posts
Choosing Your Religion Flowchart
Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Let's be honest, this religion business is not very clear, is it?Assuming there are gods, and that we exist for the purpose of worshipping them, it would have been helpful if the instructions for finding them had been clearer.
Already I feel the ire rising of those believers clutching Scriptures in their clammy hands. "We have the Truth! Revealed by God! There is only one way!"
Except that there are many books.
All allegedly inspired.
Yet different.
And you are most likely to be clutching THAT particular Book in your hands because of WHERE you were born. Your version of the truth is a geographical accident.
Sorry.
Jewish Prayer Book Misogyny
Blessed are You, Hashem, our God, King of the universe, for not making me a woman
