Need an ark? I Noah guy!
Richard Dawkins on Religion
What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding
Jesus, Help Me!
The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.
God prefers unbelievers
I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.
Thought and Prayers
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Bacon Is Our God
Bacon Is Our God. Because bacon is real. United Church of Bacon. Proud member of the Las Vegas Coalition of Reason
Religion: Insult To Human Dignity
Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. Steven Weinberg - Nobel Laureate, Physics - 1999 dialog with Sir John Polkinghorne
Four Religious Truths
Four religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Forgetful Elephant
“… and so they lived happily ever after.”
The boy snapped the book shut and looked up at the elephant. “So, what do you think, Tjank’a?”
The old elephant thought a long time, as was his wont, and then replied, “It is a good story, little one. I particularly liked the ending. Did you write it yourself?”
The boy nodded vigorously.
“In that case, I think you will go far, little one, but, tell me: the heroine of your tale, what was her name again?”
The boy thought it odd that the elephant would forget anything, but replied, “Little Red Riding Hood.”
“Ah, yes,” replied the elephant shaking his massive head. “It was just that it reminded me of a story I had heard before.”
The boy frowned with concern — all did not seem well with his old friend. “Would you like to hear another of my stories?” he asked.
The elephant did, and the boy opened another, larger book, and started to read:
“In the beginning, God…”
Why did Sinead O'Connor convert twice?
Why did Sinead O'Connor convert twice? To be sure.
Funny Irish religious joke
Freedom To Choose?
We have a choice between worshiping God or going to hell because he's given us free will
Funny Religious Fact vs Fiction
Funny Religious Fact vs Fiction Picture Meme - This is real (Moses receiving the 10 commandments) - This is fake (wizard) - It all makes sense, no wait... it doesn't.
God Prefers Unbelievers
Funny religious cartoon - I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me
FOR SALE : VAMPIRE STAKE
FOR SALE : VAMPIRE STAKE
“Kills ALL known vampires UNDEAD”
by NickNickw123
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Originally fashioned by Joseph (Jesus' Dad) from a carefully selected Olive tree in Mary’s Garden. For many centuries it was thought to be lost but it had actually been preserved by a group of disciples and hidden in a vat of garlic oil. Blessed by 3 Popes it saw glorious service during the Inquisition and Salaam witch trials until it eventually came into the possession of one V. Helsing (Van to his mates). Van’s heroic exploits became the talk of the vampire slaying world and could not have occurred if not for this Stake. (It is said that our modern favourite of Stake & Chips hails from this era). In more recent times it was acquired by one B. Slayer more famously known as Buffy and again provided a happy and timely service to humanity in eradicating blood suckers in North America.
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AND NOW FOR THIS HALLOWEEN : We are offering this priceless tool in the fight against evil for the ridiculously low price of £19.99.
WHAT OTHERS HAVE SAID:
“F***ed me up real bad !!” – C. Lee
“Wish I had had it ! Would have saved me a lot of grief.” – H. Potter
“Nothing compares” – S. O’Connor
“BANG and the dirt is gone!” - B. Smith
“Don’t miss out !” – B. Stoker
AND NOW, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY :
For those of a more diminutive physique a mallet can be provided for only £4.99
FULL TRAINING GIVEN WITH EVERY PURCHASE. FREE STAKEHOLDER PENSION
Complex Answers
Cartoon Answers: Simple but wrong. Complex but right
Richard Dawkins Atheism Quotes
Richard Dawkins Quote - We are all atheists about most of the gods societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"By all means, let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"Religion teaches the dangerous nonsense that death is not the end."
"I don't think God is an explanation at all. It's simply redescribing the problem."
Richard Dawkins Atheism Quotes
Religion Free Zone Sign
Your are entering a religion free zone sign - only reason rules here - religion is poison - free yourself
No bigotry - no hateful old books - no superstition - no imaginary friends - no child abuse - no sharia
"This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no [organized] religion in it"
John Adams
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"But a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of the Jewish religion, before his principles were departed from by those who professed to be his special servants, and perverted into an engine for enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in Church and State."
Thomas Jefferson
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"Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense."
Voltaire
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"The sense of spiritual relief, which comes from rejecting the idea of God as a supernatural being, is enormous."
Sir Julian Huxley
Lord, Give Me A Sign
Funny Please Lord, Give Me A Sign - F*ck off we're closed Religous Meme Picture
What Religion Is This?
Funny What Religion Is This Meme Picture
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Changing The Weather
Everyone complains about the weather, but no one wants to sacrifice a virgin to change it meme picture
