Because religion is laughable

Richard Dawkins on Religion

What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding

Jesus, Help Me!

The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.

God prefers unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.

Thought and Prayers

Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.

Showing posts with label Atheism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Atheism. Show all posts

How Atheists Make Smoothies

How Atheists Make Smoothies
Funny atheist meme - How Atheists Make Smoothies

Ten Commandments of Logic

Ten Commandments of Logic List Picture
Ten Commandments of Logic: ad hominem, straw man fallacy, hasty generalization, begging the question, post hoc, false dichotomy, ad ignorantum, burden of proof reversal, non sequitur, bandwagon fallacy

Just Doubt It

No amount of belief makes something a fact - Just doubt it
No amount of belief makes something a fact - Just doubt it

Atheism Is A Religion

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Atheism is a religion, just like bald is a hair colour, not collecting stamps is a hobby, abstinence is a sex act, off is a channel on the television.

Just Doubt It

No amount of belief makes something a fact - Just doubt it
No amount of belief makes something a fact - Just doubt it

No Impasta Gods

The true God (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doesn't settle for impastas
The true God (Flying Spaghetti Monster) doesn't settle for impastas

I'm An Atheist

I'm an atheist - This doesn't mean I'm bitter or unhappy.
I'm an atheist - This doesn't mean I'm bitter or unhappy.  It doesn't mean I think I know everything. It doesn't mean I'm hateful.  It doesn't mean atheism is my religion.  I'm an atheist because, after carefully analysing the issue, I see no evidence of the existence of any god.

Atheist Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an atheist?
Funny religious spiritual safety tip - What should you do if you find an atheist?

Charles Bukowski Atheism Quote

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't really accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written.  We adjust to new conditions and discoveries.  We are pliable.  Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum.  I am my own god.  We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.  - Charles Bukowski

God Prefers Unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me
Funny religious cartoon - I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me

Being An Atheist

Being An Atheist - It's kinda like being the only sober person in the car and nobody will let you drive
Being An Atheist - It's kinda like being the only sober person in the car and nobody will let you drive

Complex Answers

Cartoon Answers: Simple but wrong. Complex but right
Cartoon Answers: Simple but wrong. Complex but right

Complexity in the universe cannot be explained away by a Designer who will necessarily have to be more complex than His design.

Keep Calm God Free

Keep Calm and God Free Picture
Keep Calm and God Free Picture
"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over"
Frank Zappa

Richard Dawkins Atheism Quotes

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Richard Dawkins Quote - We are all atheists about most of the gods societies have ever believed in.  Some of us just go one god further.

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." 

"By all means, let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out." 

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." 

"Religion teaches the dangerous nonsense that death is not the end." 

"I don't think God is an explanation at all. It's simply redescribing the problem."

Richard Dawkins Atheism Quotes

Funny Atheist Inventing God Quote

Funny Inventing God Quote - When inventing a god, the most important thing is to claim it is invisible, inaudible and impercetible in every way.
Funny Inventing God Quote - When inventing a god, the most important thing is to claim it is invisible, inaudible and impercetible in every way. Otherwise, people will become skeptical when it appears to no one, is silent and does nothing - anonymous
I honestly think, given the dire consequences of choosing incorrectly, that God has a moral obligation to be absolutely clear about his existence and the requirements for salvation from this supposed spiritual mess we are in.

Yet there are thousands of different gods and religions, and even within the mainstream religions there is huge disagreement about the Truth.

There is just not enough reasonable, undeniable evidence to be found.  Just what you'd expect if the gods were made up.

Scientific Proof God Exists







 Funny Scientific Proof God Exists Funny Joke Tumbleweed Gif





Seriously,  before we get to the question of God's existence, we need some definitions; because for the question to even make sense, the individual terms need to make sense.  We cannot ask, "Is proposition P true, if P is in itself a contradiction."  Which is why we are not reasonably allowed to ask silly questions like: "Can God make a rock so big he can't lift it?"

So what of the term "God"?

Even if we pick just one of the many definitions proposed by religion, e.g. the Christian one, we still have a being that: exists apart from existence as we know it; is both one and three beings; predestines (or preknows) what we are going to do, yet alleges we have free will; seems to be at odds with himself; and demonstrates inconsistent, psychotic behaviour.  In other words, a very paradoxical being indeed.

Christians like to refer to this paradox as a mystery, but that's just wordplay.  I don't think the question "Does God exist?" can be sensibly asked.





Believer Idiots Atheist

Believer Idiots Atheist Picture
Believer Idiots Atheist Picture - I believe in God - I don't believe in God - I'll prove that God exists - Scientists proved that God doesn't exist. Atheists should be burnt in fire. Believers must die. Earth is only 6000 years old.

I Genuinely Just Want Evidence

Funny I Genuinely Just Want Evidence Cartoon Picture
I genuinely just want evidence for this god you claim. Jesus! Jesus! God! God!

My wife is a theist.  She imagines improbable things which are very real to her, but which only exist in her mind.

This is source of tremendous conflict for us.  She wants me to believe her, to trust her, but since I no longer believe, I've gotten into the annoying habit of asking her for evidence. This annoys her, firstly because she think it means I doubt her word, and secondly because she has to provide evidence that is usually non-existent too.

My wife is also mentally ill.  Genuinely. She has bipolar disorder with severe psychosis. She imagines improbable things which are very real to her, but only exist in her mind.

This is source of tremendous conflict for us.... but you get my drift.

You see, it is like this with any unlikely proposition you want me to believe.  It doesn't matter how good a proposition it is, or how good you are as a person.  As long as there is insufficient evidence for the improbable, the sane mind should reject it.

Atheist vs Christian Life View

Atheist vs Christian Life View Meme Picture
Atheist vs Christian Life View Meme Picture
I will live my life according to these beliefs.  I am lost and in need of saving.