What would have happened if Three Wise Women had gone to Bethlehem instead of Three Wise Men? They would have:
- asked for directions;
- arrived on time;
- helped deliver the baby;
- hired someone to clean the stable;
- made a brisket; and
- brought practical gifts.
And what would they have said to each other after they left?
- "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing?"
- "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
- "Virgin? I knew her in school!"
- "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in there?"
- "I heard that Joseph doesn't have job."
- "And that donkey they are riding has seen better days!"
- "We'll just see how long it will take to get your brisket dish back."
