Because religion is laughable

Richard Dawkins on Religion

What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding

Jesus, Help Me!

The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.

God prefers unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.

Thought and Prayers

Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.

Showing posts with label Suffering. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Suffering. Show all posts

Why Does God Allows Suffering?

Funny Why God Allows Suffering Joke Picture
Funny Why God Allows Suffering Joke Picture - God, why do bad things happen to good people?  Because it's funny!  So, when my son fell off that bridge - Hahahahahahahahaha
For those of you who don't know the Bible story of Job, Job was a faithful servant of God; so much so, that when God and Satan were having a chat one day, he gets picked by God to demonstrate that Job is not (as Satan suggests) only faithful because he is blessed and protected by God.  God gives Satan permission to inflict quite a lot of suffering on the poor chap (including the killing of his family, the stripping away of all his wealth, and giving him boils.)  But Job perseveres and refuses to curse God.

So God wins the bet, and Job is re-blessed with more than he had originally.  Everybody's happy, apart from me.  This is twisted!  Job should be berated for his irrational belief in God's goodness -the God who allowed the suffering for the sake of a silly bet that arguably an omniscient being should have known the outcome of anyway.

Suffering exists.  God exists.  Something's not right.

Either God wills the suffering, and can't be considered loving in any normal sense of the word, or he doesn't, but is somehow powerless to fix it.

Christians will generally blame the Devil or humans for the suffering inflicted, and go a little fuzzy around tsunamis and stuff, but either way God is not absolved.  This is his experiment.  He knew what would happen, that billions of innocent animal species and humans would suffer.

But somehow it is worth it. He is worth it.

Bollocks to that.

God Watching Poverty On TV

Funny God Watching Poverty On TV Joke Cartoon Picture
Funny God Watching Poverty On TV Joke Cartoon Picture - God watching a starving African child while enjoying popcorn and sipping on a drink.

Hitler Stalin Mao God Facebook Mass Murder Competition

Funny Hitler Stalin Mao God Facebook Mass Murder Competition Joke Picture
Funny Hitler Stalin Mao God Facebook Mass Murder Competition Joke Picture 
Boom baby! Look at my kill count! 17 million.
God: you guys are so cute,