Because religion is laughable

Richard Dawkins on Religion

What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding

Jesus, Help Me!

The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.

God prefers unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.

Thought and Prayers

Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.

Showing posts with label Christianity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christianity. Show all posts

You Deserve Hell

Funny You Deserve Hell Sign  Picture
Funny You Deserve Hell Sign - Bible puncher holds a You Deserve Hell sign, while a large banana holds a You Deserve Potassium sign
For the purposes of this rant, I'm going to assume a traditional, literal view of Hell, i.e. a place of eternal fire, torment, suffering and punishment; the final home of the Unrighteous, the Devil and his minions. 

I would humbly suggest that the only sane response to this concept is abhorrence, if for no other reason than its sheer excess, somewhat reminiscent of the Great Flood.  Even a very wicked man will only commit a finite number of sins in his lifetime, so an infinite punishment (even with only a few "stripes") can never be considered commensurate.

And it's not just God the Father who is like this.  Jesus was clearly on board with the Divine vision:

"The servant who knows the master's will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants will be beaten with many blows." (Luke 12:47)

"There will be weeping there, and gnashing of teeth, when you see Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God, but you yourselves thrown out." (Luke 13:28)

Charming.

Caption Competition #56

And that's how you get stigmata

Caption Competition #56 Winner

"And that's how you get stigmata", submitted by Reasonable Brit

For God So Loved The World

For God so loved the world picture  - that he wiped out most of the earth's population and wildlife, all of whom presumably deserved it
For God so loved the world, that he wiped out most of the earth's population and wildlife, all of whom allegedly deserved it

Let us spray!

Let us spray - woman cleaning church and hosing down Jesus on the cross
Let us spray - woman cleaning church and hosing down Jesus on the cross

Date Night or Catholic Mass?

A little wine, lots of candles, mood music. Date night or Catholic mass
A little wine, lots of candles, mood music. Date night or Catholic mass

Pray Like Mom

I'm going to pray like mom ... oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes ,oh god!
I'm going to pray like mom ... oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes ,oh god!

Lord Most High

Do you think Jesus smokes weed.  I am the Lord most high!
Do you think Jesus smokes weed.  I am the Lord most high!

Sign That He Is Risen

He is Risen
Funny That He Is Risen Sign Fail


Please open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Please open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Pimping Out Jesus

Pimping out Jesus. How to sell God's free gift of salvation
Pimping out Jesus. How to sell God's free gift of salvation - A training guide for new televangelists - Joel Osteen book

The Bro Code

And Jesus said unto them, 'Bro, do you even lift?'
And Jesus said unto them, 'Bro, do you even lift?' And verily did Jesus lift on every day; and lo, he skippeth not leg day.  And there was much rejoicing and yelling of 'Bro!'

The Auntie Christ

The Auntie Christ - Jesus dressed as your auntie
The Auntie Christ - Jesus dressed as your auntie

The boy you like...

The boy you like... his girlfriend... his brother... his ex... his dad... you
The boy you like... his girlfriend... his brother... his ex... his dad... you - ChristianMingle.com

How To Escape A Prayer Circle

How To Escape A Prayer Circle
How To Escape A Prayer Circle : Request prayer for rare hand-rotting disease, Shout "Am I being DETAINED?", Recite Necromicon Incantation...

My Mother Was A Virgin

Funny religious meme - my mother was a virgin when she gave birth to me.
Funny religious meme - My mother was a virgin when she gave birth to me. Yeah, that's why three random dudes showed up at your birth with gifts.

Caption Competition #54

“Jesus, I prepared for You that tasty meal yet You didn’t lick the wooden dish!?   Peter, it is because Magdalene complains  about splinters in my tongue!”
Funny Jesus Caption Competition #54 - Winner Polish Atheist

Caption Competition #53

I wish he would just get on with it, I'm going to miss the shops at this rate

The End Is Near

Funny The End Is Near Cartoon Picture
Funny The End Is 1980 1992 2000 Near Cartoon Picture

Psalm 151:69

Funny Psalm 151:69 Picture
Funny Psalm 151:69 Picture - God said to David: I was not was, therefore, once thy open the door, you must in turn get on thy floor, and everyone must walk the dinosaur. Thus the Lord said boom boom, shakalaka boom boom.

Homesexual Chemtrail Fire Ants

Fire ants are being laced with homosexual chemtrails to bite christians and convert them to homosexuality
Fire ants are being laced with homosexual chemtrails to bite christians and convert them to homosexuality

Jesus Walking On Water

Jesus realises walking on water is much harder with holes in his feet
Jesus realises walking on water is much harder with holes in his feet