Funny Jesus Loves You! Meme Picture - Is that a boner? Maybe...
Jesus loves me this I know. As a friend, Wendy funny cartoon
Richard Dawkins on Religion
What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding
Jesus, Help Me!
The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.
God prefers unbelievers
I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.
Thought and Prayers
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Jesus Superhero
Marvel Comics Signs Jesus Superhero - And that's how I saved the world, Hulk, Spiderman and Captain America
The Bro Code
And Jesus said unto them, 'Bro, do you even lift?' And verily did Jesus lift on every day; and lo, he skippeth not leg day. And there was much rejoicing and yelling of 'Bro!'
My Mother Was A Virgin
Funny religious meme - My mother was a virgin when she gave birth to me. Yeah, that's why three random dudes showed up at your birth with gifts.
Caption Competition #53
I wish he would just get on with it, I'm going to miss the shops at this rate
How Big Was Jesus?
How big was Jesus?
Jesus is was larger than a baby (Luke 2:52) and by the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size. So Jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple.
Funny Poor Joseph Cartoons
Funny Poor Joseph Mary Joke Bed Picture - Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow
A Matter of Chocolate
After a brief discussion about the weather, the Pope said, "I know this question may sound odd to you, but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"
"Jesus Christ?!" exclaimed the slightly taller of two aliens. "Of course we do! He visits our planet every two years or so. Awesome fellow!"
A hush descended on the audience chamber, and everyone watched the Pope, whose face had turned a rather odd purple.
"Every two years?" he shouted. "We're still waiting for his second coming!"
"Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?" suggested the alien.
"Chocolate?" replied the Pope. "What in heaven's name does chocolate have to do with it?"
"Well," said the alien. "When he came to our planet, we gave him chocolate. Why, what do you do?"
Funny Jesus Pope Alien Joke
Jesus Please Help Me!
Ah, the silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.
“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” (Delos McKown)
Funny Jesus Please Help Me! Gif Picture
