Because religion is laughable

Richard Dawkins on Religion

What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding

Jesus, Help Me!

The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.

God prefers unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.

Thought and Prayers

Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.

Showing posts with label Hell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hell. Show all posts

You Deserve Hell

Funny You Deserve Hell Sign  Picture
Funny You Deserve Hell Sign - Bible puncher holds a You Deserve Hell sign, while a large banana holds a You Deserve Potassium sign
For the purposes of this rant, I'm going to assume a traditional, literal view of Hell, i.e. a place of eternal fire, torment, suffering and punishment; the final home of the Unrighteous, the Devil and his minions. 

I would humbly suggest that the only sane response to this concept is abhorrence, if for no other reason than its sheer excess, somewhat reminiscent of the Great Flood.  Even a very wicked man will only commit a finite number of sins in his lifetime, so an infinite punishment (even with only a few "stripes") can never be considered commensurate.

And it's not just God the Father who is like this.  Jesus was clearly on board with the Divine vision:

"The servant who knows the master's will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants will be beaten with many blows." (Luke 12:47)

"There will be weeping there, and gnashing of teeth, when you see Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God, but you yourselves thrown out." (Luke 13:28)

Charming.

God Loves You Restrictions Apply

Funny God Loves You Some Restrictions Apply Picture
Funny God Loves You Some Restrictions Apply Picture
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You're Going To Hell

You're Going To Hell Chimpanzees
You're Going To Hell Chimpanzees - What's in Hell? People like you? What's in Heaven? People like me.  You need to work on your threats.

Funny Hell Warning Sign

Funny Hell Warning Sign Joke Picture
Funny Hell Warning Sign Joke Picture - Rebellious women, pot heads, drunks, lewd women, homosexuals, sports nuts, baby killing women, astrologers, atheists, Jesus mockers and mormons... hell awaits you!

Oh Hell, There Goes The Neighbourhood

Funny Oh Hell, There Goes The Neighbourhood Cartoon Picture
Funny Oh Hell, There Goes The Neighbourhood Cartoon Picture

Funny Hell Toupee Bald Believers

Funny Hell Toupee Bald Unbelievers Joke Picture
Funny Hell Toupee Bald Unbelievers Joke Picture - As for you bald unbelievers... oh, I promise you, there's Hell Toupee, said the devil Satan

Funny Jesus Heaven Hell Lookout Spot

Funny Jesus Heaven Hell Lookout Spot - Let's head over to the lookout spot and watch your friends and family burn in hell
Funny Jesus Heaven Hell Lookout Spot - Let's head over to the lookout spot and watch your friends and family burn in hell

Heaven Hell Coexist Meme

Heaven Hell Coexist Meme Picture
How can heaven and hell coexist?  How can any sane and loving human being be happy in heaven knowing that millions of people, innocent or not, are being tortured for eternity?  This heaven is a place void of empathy, an asylum for psychopaths.  How is this heaven good?

God Loves Hell

Funny meme picture - fear not hell for you shall find yourself in good company
Funny meme picture - fear not hell for you shall find yourself in good company