Funny Satan Also Uses Education Cartoon Picture
Richard Dawkins on Religion
What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding
Jesus, Help Me!
The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.
God prefers unbelievers
I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.
Thought and Prayers
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.
Showing posts with label Satan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satan. Show all posts
Jerk Satan or God?
Funny Jerk Satan God Cartoon Picture - Cool! Now make a bunch of ideas they aren't allowed to think. Ha! You're such a jerk,
Who really was the jerk, Satan or God?
After all, who orchestrated the whole freewill experiment, knowing full well, being omniscient, what the terrible outcome would be?
That would be God. The rest of us, including Satan, are just acting out our parts.
Have You Sold Your Soul?
Funny sold your soul cartoon picture - Man, I'd sell my soul for a beer. You already sold me your soul for some chili fries earlier.
Caption Competition #23
Funny Satan Caption Competition #23 Meme Picture - When you get the gas bill
Caption Competition Winner: Jeremy D'Kaffir
That Awkward Moment
That awkward moment when Satan is the reasonable choice - If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology, witchcraft
Rock 'n' Roll Devil's Music
Rock 'n' Roll is the Devil's Music! Beware the hypnotic voodoo rhythm, a reckless dance down the Devil's road of sin and self-destruction, leading youth to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of hell!| Funny religion picture
Sell Your Soul
Sell your soul - By signing this contract I agree to surrender my soul to the devil upon expiration,
Hail Satan Cartoon
Funny Hail Satan Jesus cartoon joke picture - Yo, J.C! What's that falling from the sky?
Funny We Buy Any Soul .COM
Funny We Buy Any Soul .COM Joke Spoof Advert - Sign up today! All souls accepted regardless of condition. Payments to cater for all 7 sins! Buy now, pay nothing for the rest of your life!
Funny Satan Bible Bit Harsh Cartoon
Funny Satan in bed reading the Holy Bible and says "Bit Harsh" Cartoon Joke Picture
Funny 555 Lesser Evil Devil
"The devil divides the world between atheism and superstition"
James Hebert
"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk."
Tom Waits
Funny Hell Toupee Bald Believers
Funny Hell Toupee Bald Unbelievers Joke Picture - As for you bald unbelievers... oh, I promise you, there's Hell Toupee, said the devil Satan
Funny 666 Car Registration Plate
Funny In God We Trust 666 LOL Arizona Car Registration Plate Joke Picture
Funny Mormon Evangelist Story
funny Mormon repellent sign - satanists human sacrifices performed nightly - enquire within
I opened the front door and he stood there, smartly clothed in dark trousers, white short-sleeved shirt, and a little name tag neatly positioned for maximum, friendly visibility.
“Hi!” he beamed, shooting out an offer of a handshake, “Can I ask you two questions?”
“That's one,” I growled.
Undaunted he continued, his beam still stretched across his shiny, excessively shaven face: “D'ya love Jesus?”
I was about to slam the door in his face when it occurred to me: perhaps I should let him in, listen to what he had to say, perhaps even reach a life changing decision, and if not, cook him up in nice stew with some fresh Thyme and new potatoes from my garden.
(Source: Joke Inside)
