funny Mormon repellent sign - satanists human sacrifices performed nightly - enquire within
I opened the front door and he stood there, smartly clothed in dark trousers, white short-sleeved shirt, and a little name tag neatly positioned for maximum, friendly visibility.
“Hi!” he beamed, shooting out an offer of a handshake, “Can I ask you two questions?”
“That's one,” I growled.
Undaunted he continued, his beam still stretched across his shiny, excessively shaven face: “D'ya love Jesus?”
I was about to slam the door in his face when it occurred to me: perhaps I should let him in, listen to what he had to say, perhaps even reach a life changing decision, and if not, cook him up in nice stew with some fresh Thyme and new potatoes from my garden.
(Source: Joke Inside)
