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Read Half The Quran

Funny When you only read half the Quran Meme Picture

I have wanted to be a terrorist ever since I was small and my uncle Abdul blew himself up in London and got his picture on the black and white television in our lounge. I asked my mother where one could learn how to be a terrorist but she just slapped me and told me to finish my homework. My father was not much help either, preferring to stare dreamily at me with unseeing eyes as he sat under the dead cypress tree.

So I ran away from home and headed towards Kabul by bus where I met some more informed people who told me the way to terrorist school. They took all my money, saying that Allah would provide my reward in the Paradise, including many virgins (though I wasn't sure what those were).

Finally I arrived, standing in the piercing heat with a rag tag group of youngsters sharing a common purpose – to die in glory (and perhaps on television). We were filled with the thrill of Jihad and stared eagerly at our instructor who was wrapped up in dynamite, thumb poised on the detonator.

“Ok, listen up, you worms”, he said (I think he liked American movies), “and watch carefully because I’m only going to do this once.”

Muslim Burka Batman Fancy Dress

Islam

Funny Muslim Burka Batman Fancy Dress Joke Picture - Fatima couldn't help thinking that her options were somewhat limited when it came to fancy dress parties.

Child Bride Magazine

Islam

Child Bride Magazine Cover Picture - Tales of rape, acid attacks, kidnapping. Dazzling bridal gowns now for ages 7-12. Dreams are over. Giving birth at 14. Yemen edition.

Qu'ran Cat

Islam

Funny Islamic religious meme - When you let your cat read the Qu'ran

Islamic Minesweeper Game

Islam

Funny Islamic Minesweeper Game Picture - a group of Muslims bowed in prayer are amusingly tagged

Arab Spring

Islam

funny arab spring religious cartoon picture

Learning About Muslim Culture

Islam, Muslim

Learning About Muslim Culture Funny Meme Picture - I spent half an hour trying to talk with them, wanting to learn about their culture, until the bartender cut me off and told me they were patio umbrellas.

Freedom From Religion

Islam, Religion

Freedom from religion: Woman gets rid of her niqab after her village is liberated from ISIS

NIKE Just Do It Islam Advert

Islam

Funny NIKE Just Do It Islam Advert Picture - If your husband lets you

Why you should buy a hijab

Islam

Why you should buy a hijab meme joke picture

Why you should buy a hijab: unbuilt hands free phone, protection from the rain, lots of options, cheap, completes your ninja look - 10/10 would buy

Choosing Your Religion Flowchart

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Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture

Let's be honest, this religion business is not very clear, is it?

Assuming there are gods, and that we exist for the purpose of worshipping them, it would have been helpful if the instructions for finding them had been clearer.

Already I feel the ire rising of those believers clutching Scriptures in their clammy hands. "We have the Truth! Revealed by God! There is only one way!"

Except that there are many books.

All allegedly inspired.

Yet different.

And you are most likely to be clutching THAT particular Book in your hands because of WHERE you were born. Your version of the truth is a geographical accident.

Sorry.

Muslim Suicide Vest Ironing Cartoon

Islam

Funny Muslim Suicide Vest Ironing Cartoon Joke Picture - Honey, have you seen my suicide vest?

Come on, that was funny.

I know it's a sensitive topic, what with people dying and all, but this cosy marital scene just tickled me pink.

I wonder if he had a spare?