Because religion is laughable

Choosing Your Religion Flowchart

Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Let's be honest, this religion business is not very clear, is it?

Assuming there are gods, and that we exist for the purpose of worshipping them, it would have been helpful if the instructions for finding them had been clearer.

Already I feel the ire rising of those believers clutching Scriptures in their clammy hands.  "We have the Truth! Revealed by God! There is only one way!"

Except that there are many books.

All allegedly inspired.

Yet different.

And you are most likely to be clutching THAT particular Book in your hands because of WHERE you were born.  Your version of the truth is a geographical accident.

Sorry.