Because religion is laughable

Richard Dawkins on Religion

What worries me about religion is that it teaches people to be satisfied with not understanding

Jesus, Help Me!

The silent heavens, so deaf to our frantic pleas, almost as if there were nothing there.

God prefers unbelievers

I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me.

Thought and Prayers

Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not do something useful?.

Showing posts with label Buddhism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buddhism. Show all posts

Homer Buddha

Funny Homer Buddha sitting on a donut
Homer Buddha - this is actually a thing!

Buddha Been Picking

Funny Buddha picking his nose cartoon picture
Funny Buddha picking his nose cartoon picture

Jesus And His Best Buddhy

Funny Jesus And His Best Buddhy religious picture
Funny Jesus And His Best Buddhy - Because all religions are equally improbable

Choosing Your Religion Flowchart

Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Let's be honest, this religion business is not very clear, is it?

Assuming there are gods, and that we exist for the purpose of worshipping them, it would have been helpful if the instructions for finding them had been clearer.

Already I feel the ire rising of those believers clutching Scriptures in their clammy hands.  "We have the Truth! Revealed by God! There is only one way!"

Except that there are many books.

All allegedly inspired.

Yet different.

And you are most likely to be clutching THAT particular Book in your hands because of WHERE you were born.  Your version of the truth is a geographical accident.

Sorry.

A Jealous God

Funny Jealous Jesus Cartoon Picture
Funny Jealous Jesus Cartoon Picture - When we're together, are you still thinking about that Buddha guy?

It always puzzled me that God could be jealous, but it was bad for me to do so.  Are there two kinds of jealousy, one good, one bad?  Or perhaps it's like the "thou shalt not kill" rule - it only applies to us, and God is free to kill as His divine will pleases.  Of course by kill, he meant murder, not killing in general, and when God does it, being just, it is not murder, but more like righteous punishment.

Whatever. I still the thought of Jesus being jealous of Buddha quite entertaining.

Reformed Buddhists

Funny Reformed Buddhists Picture- Don't make the same mistakes twice. Say No to reincarnation
Funny Reformed Buddhists Picture- Don't make the same mistakes twice. Say No to reincarnation

Funny Ken Barbie Plastic Religion

Funny Ken Barbie Plastic Religion Joke Picture

Titled “Barbie: The Plastic Religion,” the show, from Argentinian artists Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini, was to feature 33 sculptures of the famed Mattel doll transformed into religious figurines, until Catholic pressure groups forced it to close.

 Funny Ken Barbie Plastic Religion Joke Picture
Funny Crucified Ken Joke Picture

Funny Organized Religion Meme

Funny Organized Religion - silly stories, silly hats
Funny Organized Religion - silly stories, silly hats


Funny World Religion Definitions

Funny World Religion Definitions List Image
Funny World Religion Definitions List Picture - Taoism, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, 7th Day Adventist, Prostenatism, Catholicism, Jehovah'sWitness, Judaism, Hare Krishna, Atheism, TV Evangelism Rasatianism