Because religion is laughable

A Jealous God

Funny Jealous Jesus Cartoon Picture
Funny Jealous Jesus Cartoon Picture - When we're together, are you still thinking about that Buddha guy?

It always puzzled me that God could be jealous, but it was bad for me to do so.  Are there two kinds of jealousy, one good, one bad?  Or perhaps it's like the "thou shalt not kill" rule - it only applies to us, and God is free to kill as His divine will pleases.  Of course by kill, he meant murder, not killing in general, and when God does it, being just, it is not murder, but more like righteous punishment.

Whatever. I still the thought of Jesus being jealous of Buddha quite entertaining.