Funny Jesus Carpenter Standards Religious Cartoon Picture - What the f*ck are you doing with those 7mm nails? That'll never hold! As a carpenter, Jesus has certain standards...
The Jesus carpenter memes are some of my favourites, the best one being: "Christianity, celebrating the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a cross for two thousand years."I wonder what sort of carpenter Jesus made? Was he perfect in that respect too? Did people flock from far and wide to have him fix their furniture? I bet Jesus could have launched a thriving business instead of deciding to bugger off into the wilderness for 40 days and returning a little deranged.
I bet Joseph was jealous.
Again.
Poor Joseph.
God nailed his wife, and his adopted son.
