Because religion is laughable

Stephen Hawking - There is no god

Funny Stephen Hawking Denies God Joke Picture
Smite him!  But Sir, you already smote the sh*t out of him.  There's nothing left to smite. He can only move his eyelid, for f*ck's sake.  In fact, you might do more to prove your existence if you healed him,  Now that would be really cool.  There is no God! - Funny Stephen Hawking Denies God Joke Picture -