Because religion is laughable

Bible Gum

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Bible gum - the only chewing gum infused with holy water!  Prevents build up of: plaque, tartar, sins.  Comes in 6 delicious flavours: new testamint, walking on watermelon, peaching to the masses, sinnamon, mary mandarin, forbidden fruit salad.  As yourself: What would Jesus chew?