Because religion is laughable

Circumcision

Funny circumcision cartoon joke picture

Two boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first boy leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out," replied the second boy. "I'm a little nervous."

"You've got nothing to worry about," said the first. "I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they give you lots of ice cream. It's a breeze."

"That's good," replied the second boy, "but what are you in here for?"

"Circumcision."

"Ooooh, good luck, mate!" exclaimed the second boy. "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

Funny circumcision cartoon joke picture