Funny atheist joke card picture - if your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
and, noticing that she was reading a Bible, turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? It'll make the flight go quicker?"
The little girl replied, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist, smiling smugly. "How
about why there is no god, or heaven and hell, or no life after death?"
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting
topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the same stuff: grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that
is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thought for a moment and then said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To
which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified then to discuss god, heaven and hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
She returned to reading her Bible.
Funny atheist joke
