Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies, "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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Two nuns are riding their bicycles on their way to work at the Vatican. They're running late so the first nun suggests a short cut down a narrow cobble-stoned alley.
"Wow, I never came this way before," said the second nun after a few very bumpy minutes.
"It's the cobblestones."
