Because religion is laughable

Religious Prayer Quotes

Prayer Like Rocking Chair Quote Meme Picture
Prayer Like Rocking Chair Quote Meme Picture - Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." - Thomas Szasz

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"If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers." - Steve Allen

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"We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us victory, because we believe we are right; but those on the other side pray to Him, too, for victory, believing they are right. What must He think of us?" - Abraham Lincoln