Interviewer: Thank you, Lord, for taking the time to talk to us again.
Jesus: Sure thing, dude.
Interviewer: A question from one of our readers today. How do you reconcile free will and predestination?
Jesus: Free will?
Interviewer: Yes, the ability to choose, freely.
Jesus: I know what free will is, I'm just surprised you asked that question.... since we didn't ordain it.
Interviewer: So there is no free will?
Jesus: Hell, no! How am I supposed to be omniscient if I let you fuckers choose what happens next?
---
Read further interviews with Lawd Cheesy Crust.
