Interviewer: Thank you for taking the time to talk to us.
Jesus: No probs.
Interviewer: Today I'd like to discuss the question of origins. In other words, who made you?
Jesus: What do you mean?
Interviewer: I mean, everything has to come from something, so where did you come from?
Jesus: That rule only applies to stuff I made. I'm eternal, timeless, the Beginning, the End, the Preexistent One, etc. I just am.
Interviewer: I see.
Jesus: You do? Really?
Interviewer: I think so. You just are, you always existed, so you don't need to come from anything.
Jesus: Except that it's bollocks.
Interviewer: Sorry?
Jesus: Yes, you're just messing with definitions. You say everything has to come from something, except that to which the rule for some reason doesn't apply. Very convenient, don't you think?
Interviewer: But you just said...
Jesus: I was just messing with you. Uncle Zeb made me.
Interviewer: Uncle Zeb? Who's he?
Jesus: Dunno. Mum never told us.
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