Interviewer: Thank you for taking the time to talk to us.
Jesus: Sure thing, bud.
Interviewer: Today I'd like to discuss the question of Truth. I mean, how do I know that you are real?
Jesus: You can see me, right?
Interviewer: Yes, but what about those who can't see you?
Jesus: You could just tell them you saw me. (He proceeds to magic a bunch of fake flowers from his sleeve.) And my miracles!
Interviewer: Wow, that is so cool, Lord, but, see, people are a bit skeptical. Miracles don't normally happen, so if I start telling them about this guy I saw, who does the impossible, well, they'll lock me up for sure.
Jesus: Seriously?
Interviewer: Yes.
Jesus: Shit. In my day people were a lot more gullible.
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