Interviewer: Thank you for taking the time to talk to us.
Jesus: No probs.
Interviewer: Today I'd like to discuss the question of salvation. I mean, why was your sacrifice necessary?
Jesus: To save mankind from their sins.
Interviewer: But, couldn't you just have forgiven mankind? Why did you have to die?
Jesus: That would have been unjust. A life for a life. The sinner deserves to die, so I, the perfect, sinless Lamb, chose to die once for all, that the sinner might justly be forgiven.
Interviewer: Unjust? Life for a life? But these are your rules?! Why not just change them?
Jesus: You know, I never thought about that...
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