A nun hears overhears a bunch of construction workers swearing and decides to head over there for her lunch break one day. She sits down at a nearby bench with her little packed lunch and turns to a group of workers, "Have any of you ever heard of Jesus Christ?"
One worker stands up and shouts to everyone on the site, "Hey! Has anyone here ever heard of Jesus Christ?"
Another worker shouts back, "Why?"
The first worker says, "Because his mom's here with his lunch!"
