Because religion is laughable

Funny Christian Church Billboard Signs

Funny Sign Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! Does not constitute going to church - Diocese of Galveston Houston
Funny Christian Denomination Billboard Sign Pictures - Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! Does not constitute going to church - Diocese of Galveston Houston

Lent is coming - get your ash in church - funny joke picture sign
Lent is coming - get your ash in church
Funny Sign - Life stinks - We have a pew for you - Clarksburg Baptist Church
 Life stinks joke photo - We have a pew for you - Clarksburg Baptist Church
Funny billboard - The church of God - Revival canceled due to death
The church of God - Revival canceled due to death
Funny sign - Church of the cross - don't let worries kill you. let the church help - united methodist church
Funny Christian Religion Denomination Billboard Building Sign -  Church of the cross - don't let worries kill you. let the church help - united methodist church
Funny Religious Church Sign Picture - Jesus is coming - look busy
Funny Billboard Sign - All Saints Lutheran Church - Jesus is coming look busy
Funny sign - Assembly of God - God wants spiritual fruit not religious nuts
Funny Billboard Sign - Assembly of God - God wants spiritual fruit not religious nuts
Funny Grace Baptist Church Billboard Sign - Choose the bread of life or you are toast
 Grace Baptist Church - Choose the bread of life or you are toast - Pastor Keith Owen Sunday School

And finally, if religious texts are not bringing them in, how about something different?

Funny church free beer hymns sign picture